Tuesday, October 1, 2019

POWER OFF



One July morning, in my bathroom enjoying a warm morning bath, all lathered up whistling to Maua Sama & Hanstone song - Iokote, then all over sudden kaboom KPLC decided to misbehave,power off. The instant water heater i am using immediately goes from producing nice warm water to producing freezing cold water. I live in a four storeyed apartment and the metallic, yes i repeat metallic water tank is placed up on top of the building, here the principle of the higher you go the cooler it becomes applies. My whistling transforms from "Iokote" to "Mungu wangu we wajua sababu kwanini niyapitie haya" and start playing hide and seek with the water flowing from the shower and the shower cubicle being that big, you all know how "generous" these landlords are with space, i have no where to escape to from the cold water from the shower..... TORTURE!!


17 comments:

  1. This just killed me, pole menza wa kazungu, the more reasons we are saying Kenya power must shape up or ship out

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  2. Hahaha would have utilized your gas / jiko.....😁
    Can't wait for more

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    1. Getting out of the bathroom means exposing yourself to more cold.

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  3. Heheheeeee......Masaibu kweli!
    But mwanaume ni cold shower, ala!

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    1. July hapana kabisa, mimi na pneumonia hatupatani kabisa.

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  4. Don't worry brother, thats why we exist to experience 'life'

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  5. Heheh! I could imagine hayo masaibu

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    1. Playing hide and seek but eventually ilibidi nipambane na cold water.

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  7. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 murder was instantaneous! You killed it!

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