People of the Catholic faith usually have Jumuiya's (small christian communities) where faithfuls congregate in the house of one of the Jumuiya members for prayers and a mass. Jumuiya's in our parish are scheduled for Sunday afternoons.
So on this day i was hosting the Jumuiya, we were having a mass on that day. Everything went on well untill when we were reciting the Apostle creed when Sasha started her own "mass".
Sasha is my neighbour, a mother to three children two boys and 1 girl. Sasha is a woman of questionable character, i liken her to the "FERRY" it carries many vehicles, big and small, long and short. Sasha hosts many men visitors usually at night and anytime she hosts a man there is a "Molis" moment. We even petitioned the caretaker to evict her but we think the caretaker must have been given a "ride" as well because he is not willing to evict her .
Back to our mass, all of us were in that holy moment when everyone has submitted himself or herself to the lord, Sasha started her own mass, it started with her calling out on Jesus (ooh Jesus, Yesu wangu, Jesus, Jesus ooh Jesus), we all thought that she was praying hard then a "Molis' moment started but here it was Peter, ooh Peter this, ooh Peter that, ooh Peter up, ooh Peter down and so forth and so on.
We all tried to mind our business but ilikua mtihani mgumu sana, she wasn't ending her "mass" infact it was getting louder and louder. Amidst the distraction we managed to finish our mass. The question from my fellow jumuiya members was how can i live in such a place.
After that incident all the tenants ganged up against Sasha and she was eventually evicted but damage on my reputation had already been done
My trouble was a people are judged by their behaviour, friends they keeps, where they live, how they dress, the car they drive etc.

Yeah, people use your habits to known who you are
ReplyDeleteSusi kitu tena
ReplyDeleteNext time mind your own business because everyone has a skeleton in his or her own closet
ReplyDeleteBut we ensure we lock them in properly... Alikataa kupunguza volume..
DeletePoor Sasha. She got evicted?what happened to second,third and fourth chances?
ReplyDeleteShe had to go it was becoming unbearable...
DeleteHeheheheeeee!
ReplyDeleteThis one is serious oo.... Where do people get the courage to invite innocent and holy Jesus to that kind of fellowship? Is he a referee??
I knew Sasha's worship secession begins at night only for "ROHO MTAKAKITU" to come down at 3pm...
DeleteHaha mind your business
ReplyDeleteThat Girl Molly you should have been there.. She is the one who invited us to her business..
DeleteOooo Sasha,I agree with Nduta there is always a second chance.
ReplyDeleteHaha, I agree.
DeleteShe had to go, her noisy nocturnal activities were disturbing, i pitied her children.
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Your read was a sight for sore eyes.it is hilariously funny, na picture watu wa church wakikuangalia nikama you living in hell's convent. I can only imagine the versions of that story that was shared out there after Jumuiya. A good read
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